Well, not much besides switching to lite beer.
Married life is going well for him in the sense that his wife hasn't asked for a divorce yet, for which he can't blame her. I mean have you seen this guy's abs? If you're into dough, you'll know what I'm talking about.
He's also an active participant in a health care plan and has been employed for over a year at the same company! Oh yes, the American dream is alive and well in this one.
As a web developer for a subsidiary of the Dow Jones company, Brian lives the high-life by being granted a free copy of the Wall Street Journal almost every single day (excluding weekends and Wednesdays). Thanks to his glamorous position, he's also the proud sitter at a desk of no less than three people! Wow!
When he's not fielding offers for comedy writing, Playboy photography and beer taste-testing, he's streaming sports talk radio over the internet and fathering children on his poor wife, Isha. His first project, Madeline, is due sometime in June.
What are his plans for the future? With an unfair advantage in good looks and talent, anything he wants! In the meantime he's looking forward to reading lots of email from long lost friends who sadly reside only in his memory from far gentler times. He can be reached at bbenton2002@hotmail.com. He looks forward to hearing from you!
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Yo, Big B !!!! Good to hear from you, Bro :-) Come on down to the city for some Golden Tee and a pint and make the trip down to the Retreat this year. It'll be off da hook!!
Oh, and great news about your wife being pregnant. Did you catch the guy???
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